Big Sister, Little Sister

Bird Kisses

When I was four, I attempted to lift my baby brother, Cody, out of his bouncer. He was crying, and no one else was in the room; I thought I’d do him a favor. My good deed was rewarded with a handful of poop, a horrifying sight for any child, but especially for a child […]


Dad of the Year

This morning I busted out the plethora of hair bows stashed away in Savannah’s sock drawer. Most of them have never been worn, a combination of my indifference towards all things girly and SJ’s refusal to have anything other than her spaghetti-coated hands touch her head. They’re cute though, don’t get me wrong, and although […]